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In other news, scientists in more northern climates are testing whether COVID-19 can be prevented by touching a frozen pole with your tongue.
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Kinja crop on point.
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I read about this earlier today. Accidentally invented a necklace that buzzes until you try touching your face. Then attempts to make a full line of clip-on earrings and nose rings. At least he didn’t puncture his ear drum.
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Give him time. He’s still working on projects.
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probably said “hold my beer”
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Wouldn’t rule it out.
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Given that in some parts of the world the beer cans are actually made from steel there’s a possibility he was trying to hold his own beer
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LOL
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A device to stop face-touching, huh? Nah, sounds more like he was trying to ionize blood for maximum efficiency.